If you want an account on the Spechtacle, you may:

1. email rademacher@armoredplanet.com and request one

2. register in the Spechtacle, and we will approve your joining the fray

3. send a million-billion dollars in a suitcase to 105 Blueball Road, Rineyville Ky 40162

Feel free to skip right to number 3, if you have a suitcase…