Most people think that Oswald did the dirty deed on Nov 22 1963, when in reality he was framed by a representitive of the Dreaded Cat Lobby. The DLC agenda included wiping out all the heads of state in the world, throwing human civilization into complete disaray, and taking control of their destiny and catboxes… The cat sniper agent X drug Oswalds unconscous body up into the book depository building, and after the deed was done woke him up. Confused, Oswald looked around and assumed he was a victim of mind control or something and tried to escape. He assumed he was guilty, and confessed…
After the DLC’s first victory, they all got together and had a big party, after which they all fell asleep and promptly forgot about taking over the world….
The End. greg